This is a multi-fandom, multi-pairing blog that supports all types of love and mildly witty text posts. Send me a writing prompt and you'll be my new best friend.
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING